Game show idea: Comey, Cory or Christian.
I’m going to read a series of passages and you tell me which was said or written by former FBI Director Jim Comey, New Jersey Senator Cory Booker or 50 Shades of Grey protagonist Christian Grey.
“I want you to know that nothing—nothing—has happened in the last year to change my view.
“Boy, those were the words I needed to hear.
“I know. I know.”
“And The East Coast loves you and by the East Coast, I mean me."
“Do you think gay sex is a perversion?”
“We lie there, panting together, waiting for our breathing to slow. He gently strokes my hair … Boy … I Survived. That wasn’t so bad.”
“He was not going to get a hug without being a whole lot stronger than he looked. He wasn’t.”
“He holds out his hand, and in his palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread...”
“As he extended his hand, I made a mental note to check its size. It was smaller than mine, but did not seem unusually so.”
Look out E.L. James. Jim Comey and Cory Booker are coming for you.