The Obama’s 2020 Netflix Lineup
Producing quality agitprop is a team effort.
So it’s nice to see the Democrat Socialists rally for the Obamas to help them consummate their $50 million Netflix production deal.
The lineup really assembles itself:
Cory Booker will star in a remake of Spartacus. Only this time, Spartacus is the wealthy senator and he only thinks he’s a slave. He runs around Capitol Hill yelling, “I am Spartacus,” with no one else echoing the sentiment.
Kamala Harris will play the lead in the spinoff, How to Get Away with Murdering the Legal Canons. The ripped-from-the-headlines season premiere will feature a bizarre temper tantrum masquerading as an interrogation of a SCOTUS nominee.
Rahm Emanuel is scheduled to reprise the role of Abby Lee Miller from the Lifetime hit, Dance Moms. The Emanuel version will be entitled Tiny Dancer Moms.
Chris & Andrew Cuomo will play conjoined twins in the long-awaited sequel to Stuck on You.
Other shows under consideration:
Brian Williams as a bomb tech in a remake of The Hurt Locker.
Rachel Maddow as K.D. Lang in the biopic, Crying.
And Elizabeth Warren as Henry Fonda playing Tom Joad in a stirring interpretation of John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath.
It’s a lineup that’s binge-and-purge worthy.